[Oh my god no. Dirk presses a hand to his forehead.]

No. But something portable would be best. I'll research options and present them to you before we make a final decision.

I have one more question. Is there any position that would override mine in terms of authority to command you?

[Because if it is he's going to fill out another job application ASAP, frankly. He does not care about any of this bullshit, but he isn't letting anyone fuck with URSULA.]