[ ...... WELP he needs to make sure rose never finds out about this or else he is probably going to get murdered?? ]

Well I am pretty sure John and Roxy have sloppy makeouts so you got them right? And Jake and Dirk are probably mentally having sloppy makeouts, like I don't know what they'd drown in first, the ocean or the unresolved sexual tension?

[ karkat isn't sure if he wants to admit as to why he was wondering about this so he moves onto one of her other questions. ] Anyway you have to remember that not every relationship is going to start out really fucking obvious. But if you see certain people talking like once or twice then maybe attempt to... push them in the right direction? Ask them to go check something out for you in one of the vehicles and send them out to sea. Because honestly long drawn out shit can be boring as fuck to watch so sometimes you need to nudge them.