I don't think we have the technology for ectobiology here and honestly thank fuck because I am still emotionally scarred from that development. Also the whole process is so convoluted that I think it's best that we pretend I never brought it up at all.

[ also cloning is dumb too ugh. troll reproduction was never this complicated. ]

You obviously can't watch us all the time, right? I have decided that I will keep an eye on my annoying crew mates and I will update you on any possible situations that may arise. You can't mention any of this to other people though since that might make things more difficult? I mean, you can say you ship us or what the fuck ever but any possible plans regarding making these pairings canon need to be sealed tightly, URSULA. One small leak and we might be shut down.