[ INTERNAL SHRIEKING!!! and possibly also external.
karkat immediately goes to deny any involvement with dave, like always, but then closes his mouth before he can say anything. that might backfire. what if she believes they are not dating, and then goes to try pairing dave up with someone else? what if she locks hinata and dave in a room together and they fall madly in love and then dave breaks up with karkat because he found his true soulmate or whatever just because karkat lied at this very moment? no. ]
Dave and I are madly in love and do not need any help with our relationship.
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karkat immediately goes to deny any involvement with dave, like always, but then closes his mouth before he can say anything. that might backfire. what if she believes they are not dating, and then goes to try pairing dave up with someone else? what if she locks hinata and dave in a room together and they fall madly in love and then dave breaks up with karkat because he found his true soulmate or whatever just because karkat lied at this very moment? no. ]
Dave and I are madly in love and do not need any help with our relationship.
[ karkat wants to die oh my fucking god ]