Ha ha ha yeah, we are definitely the goddamn poster teens for romance. [ FUUUUCK ] We are going to get human married and everything probably who the fuck knows. [ WHY ARE THERE NEVER ANY METEORS TO FALL ON YOU WHEN YOU NEED THEM??? ]

Anyway enough about me and Dave, who is completely taken and uninterested in anyone else on this base who isn't me. Just let me know when you need my expertise on this subject and we can place a temporary truce on our other, unresolved matters while discussing this. Deal?