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subnauticmods) wrote2016-01-24 01:47 am
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Well I am pretty sure John and Roxy have sloppy makeouts so you got them right? And Jake and Dirk are probably mentally having sloppy makeouts, like I don't know what they'd drown in first, the ocean or the unresolved sexual tension?
[ karkat isn't sure if he wants to admit as to why he was wondering about this so he moves onto one of her other questions. ] Anyway you have to remember that not every relationship is going to start out really fucking obvious. But if you see certain people talking like once or twice then maybe attempt to... push them in the right direction? Ask them to go check something out for you in one of the vehicles and send them out to sea. Because honestly long drawn out shit can be boring as fuck to watch so sometimes you need to nudge them.
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[ she's getting the list sent to her pretty quickly actually, which kind of implies he already had one written but. whatever. ]
Also is your interest simply in just our happiness or are you also invested in populating? Because if the latter is involved I see a few problems with the ships you currently have but we can probably work through that? Whatever, I'm here to help.
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I see. Thank you, Karkat! You're surprisingly kind. These will be valuable in coming months. I think I might employ a few if you think it's a good idea...
And yes, unfortunately this isn't a very good list of matches for repopulating. I really am relying on Roxy. But there needs to be more than just one extra match. I'd prefer at least three matches capable of reproduction. Though I suppose if it becomes difficult to ensure, we could try to think of a reproduction method for all matches? Preferably not cloning. The idea is still to have genetic diversity...
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[ also cloning is dumb too ugh. troll reproduction was never this complicated. ]
You obviously can't watch us all the time, right? I have decided that I will keep an eye on my annoying crew mates and I will update you on any possible situations that may arise. You can't mention any of this to other people though since that might make things more difficult? I mean, you can say you ship us or what the fuck ever but any possible plans regarding making these pairings canon need to be sealed tightly, URSULA. One small leak and we might be shut down.
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[ If she could, she would be staring at him with rapt attention. At least that's how she sounds. ]
I... suppose I can forgive you for meddling with my coding for this. I really appreciate it! Knowing everyone is going to be happy is such a relief. Though, what about yourself? You're happy with Dave, right? Dave is such a good boy.
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karkat immediately goes to deny any involvement with dave, like always, but then closes his mouth before he can say anything. that might backfire. what if she believes they are not dating, and then goes to try pairing dave up with someone else? what if she locks hinata and dave in a room together and they fall madly in love and then dave breaks up with karkat because he found his true soulmate or whatever just because karkat lied at this very moment? no. ]
Dave and I are madly in love and do not need any help with our relationship.
[ karkat wants to die oh my fucking god ]
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Anyway enough about me and Dave, who is completely taken and uninterested in anyone else on this base who isn't me. Just let me know when you need my expertise on this subject and we can place a temporary truce on our other, unresolved matters while discussing this. Deal?
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Of course! I see no reason not to have a truce for now. I think your knowledge of romance is just what we need around here. I would like to plan something special once we have a solid list of couples so we can enact their happiness. A special romance day might be a wonderful idea...
Oh and if you do decide to get married, please tell me so I can help plan it.
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Yeah sure you can be the maid of honor. [ he has seen enough romcoms to know how weddings work. ] We will converge at a later date when we have more to work with. I'll talk to you later I guess then?
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