URSULA CONTACT

[subnauticmods]

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URSULA CONTACT
URSULA is usually available for brief contact. Consider this her inbox. Although she may be busy ICly doing something at the time, she can usually spare some time to answer something.

Alternately, you can link to a thread where she is being called upon. Note that she may ignore these calls or contacts dependent on her mood. Don't worry if she ignores you once or twice, as she will sometimes comment on open posts or make broadcasts to everyone.

Please label the day and time of the contact in the subject header.

For those curious, her voice sounds similar to this.

If any players wish to contact Naoko and her group, they are free to use this page. They will have to take the three hour trip by air or sea as there is currently no long-range communication in place for them. Please specify in the header that it is Naoko you are trying to reach and not URSULA, in this case, as well as labeling the date you are contacting the group.

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Comments

[parodeity]

I thought so, but you guys, like. Never really did shit for fun back in the day, did you? Because yeah, that's what I mean. Rapping or flying contests or shooting the breeze?

[ dave stop using sayings that won't translate ]

[subnauticmods]

[ Even though he's used to it, it still confuses him. ]

Do you mean... practicing with weaponry?

[parodeity]

Nah, man, like...what we're doing right now is shooting the breeze. Talking, chilling, hanging out, you know?

[ OBVIOUSLY HE DOESN'T KNOW ]

Just doing something because we want to, not because we have to.

[subnauticmods]

Shooting the breeze... We know shooting!

[ P Diddy nods his head. ]

We don't usually talk while shooting though.

[parodeity]

Ok, I meant it in a less literal way like you know how I say things that don't sound like they should be used? It's, like, an idiom. It means just talking, sans shooting.

[ or you could be shooting he guesses but ]

Do you ever do the talking before shooting?

[subnauticmods]

[ P Diddy considers the question. It takes a minute, like he is seriously trying to think of a time where they talked before shooting. ]

No. A long time ago, but not anymore. Shooting is faster.

[parodeity]

[ i mean fair he is from an alien species apparently at war with everyone. dave just waits. ]

What happened back when you used to talk first? If that isn't, like, too personal to ask. Or too awkward? [ or too sad? ]

[subnauticmods]

[ P Diddy does what appears to be some sort of shrugging motion. He probably picked that up from Dave. ]

We ended up fighting either way. So we decided there was no point.

[parodeity]

Yeah, I get that.

[ it's not a pleasant feeling to feel like there's No Point to trying to work something out. ...maybe this is a life lesson or something, shit, he tries so hard to avoid those? ]

But like, has anyone else like me ever learned how to actually talk to you? I was wondering if it ever got that far. Kinda glad you didn't do the shoot first ask questions later with me.

[subnauticmods]

Don't be silly! I did not have anything to shoot you with. And that would have been a waste, as you would have made a terrific host, Dave.

[ He gestures with a wing at Dave, as if emphasizing his point. ]

We are all glad that we didn't make you a host though. You are our friend.

[parodeity]

[ you know what he's probably used to them telling him he'd make a good host so he'll just take it as a compliment. thanks for thinking he would have been cool to take over, at one point??? ]

I'm glad we're friends, too, bro. Someday it'd be neat if you all could hang out with the rest of my friends too? But yeah.

[ holds his fist out for a fistbump because why the hell not ]

[subnauticmods]

[ P Diddy fistbumps back! They all probably fistbump each other all the time now. Dave why. ]

Hm, if you say so. How many friends do you have again?

[parodeity]

I don't think I've ever counted. Once upon a time I had three, but the number's gone way up. And only two of the original three are here, actually. But like, I've made lots of new friends?

[ they're all weird. ]

[subnauticmods]

Will they attack us?

[ P Diddy may be a weird alien parasite, but he is not dumb. He knows that a large number of people together usually ends with a fight. ]

[parodeity]

I won't bring anyone who'd attack you here. Like, they'd want to not be hosts and be friends instead, but - it's not like you gotta incorporate a person into your hivemind for them to be a part of you, right? We're friends. I'll help you out; that's what friends do.

[subnauticmods]

[ He considers Dave's words... and then puts his arm out for another fistbump. ]

Friends, right. We trust you because we are friends.

[parodeity]

[ FISTBUMP SECURED ]

That's what friends are for. I mean, that and like a thousand other things, but.