URSULA CONTACT

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URSULA CONTACT
URSULA is usually available for brief contact. Consider this her inbox. Although she may be busy ICly doing something at the time, she can usually spare some time to answer something.

Alternately, you can link to a thread where she is being called upon. Note that she may ignore these calls or contacts dependent on her mood. Don't worry if she ignores you once or twice, as she will sometimes comment on open posts or make broadcasts to everyone.

Please label the day and time of the contact in the subject header.

For those curious, her voice sounds similar to this.

If any players wish to contact Naoko and her group, they are free to use this page. They will have to take the three hour trip by air or sea as there is currently no long-range communication in place for them. Please specify in the header that it is Naoko you are trying to reach and not URSULA, in this case, as well as labeling the date you are contacting the group.

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Comments

[alienates]

[ OH NO... a compliment....... his one weakness (narrator voice: this is a lie. he has a lot of weakness)..... ]

I... guess... I mean. Yes? Obviously I'm not. Fuck. Okay, that's all I'm just going to go over there with Dick Strider now bye.

[ he does the most pathetic goodbye wave in the world before hurrying over to where dirk is HE'S EMBARRASSED ]

[splinten]

[Except with Karkat done, Dirk passes him and heads over to say hi to Naoko himself.]

Did he give you the vaccine?

[He feels he should check on that before going further!

Even though he absolutely heard it because he is a shit and listened in on the conversation. RIP.]

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[ Naoko holds up the box. ]

I guess you didn't need someone to watch over you after all.

[splinten]

Yeah, but LARA's getting really good at backflips on the jetski.

[So it all worked out.]

I have something else for you, but I don't trust Karkat with anything that comes down to zeroes and ones. [He sends the file: Naoko's Catsume.]

I would have given you Creepvine and Instaclam too, but you wouldn't be able to exchange anything with us. Unless you think the other people on your base would be interested.

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[ For her own sanity, she's decided to ignore that comment about her AI doing jetski tricks. She opens up the application. Oh. Oh it's a cat. It's a cat that she brought to her yard with food. Please hold while she sets a ball down for the kitty. ]

Hm? Oh, Jenn would love them. She's bored to death out here without anyone her age.

[splinten]

In that case, here are the apps.

[He sends those over as well. He's glad Naoko likes her Catsume, he guesses?]

We have plans for setting up relays for radio signals across a wider scope. We're hoping it will help us find any stray survivors or arrivals of our kind that are too far off. Are you interested in having that as a line of contact for us?

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[ She forces herself to close the app for now. ]

Yes, that would be grand. Have you figured out how people from other universes are arriving on this planet?

[splinten]

No fuckin' clue. The arrivals have just been getting more bizarre since our first contact with you. You've definitely never heard of any tech that can do that?

[LIKE. MAYBE? Who knows.]

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No, definitely not. We have a solid theory for the existence of the multiverse now but no ways for reaching it that aren't ridiculous.

[ Then again he did just say it's gotten ridiculous. ]

We would need more resources than we have available right now.

[splinten]

That's what I assumed, based on the technology I've seen, but it's hard to be certain when comparing variant Earth histories.

[His brows crease a little bit, and he continues on in his inexpressive way.]

I've been searching the island for URSULA's servers. We're trying to move her from here to somewhere we can defend her ourselves. Have you found anything that might indicate their presence?

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[ Naoko looks curious. ]

Is that your AI? URSULA? As in from the old terraforming project?

[splinten]

That's right. She operates the base that we use as our main residence. I've heard references to her in the data files we've recovered, but mainly as an outdated AI. [Which he thinks is really rude? But.] I've been doing what I can to clear up the alterations made to her over the years and upgrade her for higher functionality.

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[ Naoko crosses her arms. ]

I always wanted to study her. She was one of the first true AIs. We tend to historically consider her the start of the Golden Age of AI. Before that, everyone in the science thought AIs were probably going to stay a pipedream for a few decades or even another hundred years. God, I remember a headline about her calling her, "The Dream That Came True." Now we have AIs for everything.

[ It's no surprise someone who takes programming seriously would actually be interested in the history. ]

But since she's so old, her servers must be a mess. I can't believe they still work. Have you tried reversing her signal to track where it's coming from or is it cloaked? I figure it's the latter but I thought I'd ask.

[splinten]

[That's interesting, and Dirk puts that down in his memory. It explains why she comes up: she was one of the first ASis to be used. He isn't exactly jumping to let Naoko study her because he's very, very protective of his AI, but at least Naoko isn't insulting her like others have. That is a point in her favour.]

It's cloaked. You can imagine why finding them and moving her to something safer and more modern would be a priority of mine. She herself can't tell me where it's coming from. If you haven't seen anything, we'll just have to keep looking.

[More Lara Croft adventures. Life isn't fair to him.]

What about you guys? The Aurora logs said that you had an advanced military AI with you. Were you able to recover it, or have you been working from scratch for everything?

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[ She's certainly keeping it in mind though. ]

Oh, ISHMAEL? He should be fine. Recovery isn't a priority since he's self-sustaining. He's... well-armed, so I have no doubts that he's safe. Contacting him is a priority since he needs orders. I have no clue what to tell him, though. Maybe kill those horrifying eel things that live around here. I prefer the jungle horrors to something that could eat me whole.

[ She's getting sidetracked by her hatred of Reaper Leviathans. ]

ISHMAEL should be fine. If you want to contact him, or try to at any rate, be my guest. He won't listen to you but he is set to protect people from threats. He was with someone else when the Aurora crashed and she's probably dead but killing him would take an army. They say he's going to win the war.

[ She doesn't sound convinced but she figures it might make them feel more at ease since they wanted to know about it. ]

[splinten]

[...]

How is he defended to be that invulnerable.

[That isn't even fishing for info that's. Kinda being a bit shocked here.]

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[ She can't help being proud of that, even if she wasn't too involved. ]

A lot of money and resources went into him. He can teleport. It's hard to hit something that can be anywhere it wants. Which is... also why he's hard to contact right now. He could be halfway across the planet taking care of something he deemed a threat right now.

[splinten]

You're joking.

[LET DIRK LIVE. He's just kinda struck by this. He is still pretty confident his programming is more advanced, and yes they have teleporters where he's from, but he didn't expect this to go where it did.]

You aren't. Then he's contained in a weaponized body?

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His 'body' is entirely compromised of nanites. He can be as large or as small as the nanites decide based on the situation. He can also create weapons as needed. The only effective strategy for fighting the Kharaa is to fight them on every level.

[splinten]

Holy shit.

[NO FURTHER COMMENT. THAT IS IMPRESSIVE TECH.

Goddammit, is he going to have to protect the Kharaa from ISHMAEL too?]

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[ She has a dreamy tone in her voice. ]

I know. He's amazing. I would kill to get a better look at him.

[splinten]

I thought this culture disapproved of that kind of relationship.

[He read your award-winners. He knows.]

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[ Don't fluster her, Dirk, that's rude. ]

I mean that strictly as a programmer and avid lover of technology. Aren't you curious?

[splinten]

I am, but I'm also wary of an AI that operates entirely without reference to the thoughts of present humans. Any entity, human or otherwise, can become dangerous if it acts individually and has a great deal of power.

[And then Dirk gave the Uncle Ben speech.]

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Not a fan of independent AI, huh?