URSULA CONTACT

[subnauticmods]

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URSULA CONTACT
URSULA is usually available for brief contact. Consider this her inbox. Although she may be busy ICly doing something at the time, she can usually spare some time to answer something.

Alternately, you can link to a thread where she is being called upon. Note that she may ignore these calls or contacts dependent on her mood. Don't worry if she ignores you once or twice, as she will sometimes comment on open posts or make broadcasts to everyone.

Please label the day and time of the contact in the subject header.

For those curious, her voice sounds similar to this.

If any players wish to contact Naoko and her group, they are free to use this page. They will have to take the three hour trip by air or sea as there is currently no long-range communication in place for them. Please specify in the header that it is Naoko you are trying to reach and not URSULA, in this case, as well as labeling the date you are contacting the group.

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Comments

[subnauticmods]

It is part of all of us, Dave! And it would have been part of the two of you if you became hosts!

[parodeity]

I appreciate the offer, but like I said before, I kinda like what I'm a part of now.

[ he's pretty calm and casual about the whole. host comment thing again. ]

And I think it's more fun for me personally to be a part of things in like, the way in which I am a part of them now. Like, if I were a host, the shit that matters to me now probably would not matter to me, right? And I wouldn't be able to show you guys all this stuff I show you now. Dirk's more into history than I am, by the way, and wants to know why it is y'all wanna expand. And like, how you make decisions as a collective, because, again: Dirk is a nerd.

[ ...............he never words anything aggressively with the kharaa and that is probably deliberate, but could also just be dave. ]

[splinten]

A nerd who is going to supply these guys with the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff films.

[So there?

Nah he isn't offended.]

[subnauticmods]

We expand because it is what makes us stronger. We cannot evolve on our own.

[ There is a pause as he deliberates on the next question. ]

I cannot answer the rest.

[parodeity]

Ok. [ a shrug. ] But you can evolve on your own, you know. Like. I get you need new genetic materials and types of hosts, but that's literally all biology, ain't it? Don't underestimate yourself, man.

[ stop pep-talking the alien race???????? ]

Dirk said he'll supply y'all with the movies I made in another universe, btw, based off the comics.

[splinten]

[Thumbs up. For both of these.]

I'm surprised by the implication they don't do more in terms of genetic manipulation technology.

[subnauticmods]

[ P Diddy doesn't not respond to the pep talk, and instead focuses on what is the more important part of what Dave said. ]

We will watch all of the movies! Wait. Dave, what will we watch them on?

[parodeity]

We can bring out stuff for that when we bring out the t-shirts, too.

[ /volunteers dirk for more bullshit

/stop ]

I can probably help dub over the movies with your language, but if y'all ever wanna start learning english too lemme know, kay?

[splinten]

[Yeah fine he'll make TVs for aliens.]

Dave, I'd like to at least clear up why they can't answer how they make their decisions. And if possible, whether or not they know if their species has tried using genetic technology to evolve instead of taking new host species into the collective. Most empires are driven by a desire for resources. Their resource issue could be the question of hosts. Like in Animorphs.

[someone had to go there eventually]

[subnauticmods]

We can try to learn English. If a human can learn our language, then English it is the least that we could do.

[parodeity]

It's up to you guys. But for sure Dirk and I can dub it for you which'd make it easier to learn anyway - also, Dirk is bein' nosy and wants to ask why you can't answer re: decisions. He also wants to know if y'all have tried using genetic tech to evolve instead of doing more hosts. Probably because we are all kinds of awesome at genetic tech. Did I ever tell you guys I was actually born from paradox clone slime?

[splinten]

Don't leave out that your best friend was LARPing Ghostbusters while it happened.

[subnauticmods]

[ Please don't teach the Kharaa how to LARP. ]

I cannot answer that because I would be betraying my people. And we do all types of experimentation, but in the end, claiming hosts is what works out for the best. So we continue!

[parodeity]

[ ok but dave. would totally teach them that. ]

Huh. Well, let us know if you ever want to like, do more of the experimentation side of things. But in other news, twister. Who wants to play a round?

[splinten]

[Dirk will raise his hand because he isn't going to push the matter at this point. Babysteps.

You know, like with getting Dave to talk about his problems.]

[subnauticmods]

[ P Diddy's mood shifts from somewhat serious back to excited. The other Kharaa do as well. ]

Twister with the Dirk and Dave! We will defeat you! [ Pause. ] In this game, I mean!

[parodeity]

We'll give you a run for you money, my man - but hey it'll be fun no matter who sporty spice is.

[ AND I MEAN. I GUESS THEY SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY TEACHING THE KHARAA TWISTER ADN TOURNAMENTING IT and doing some line dancing???

really the question is who wins twister.

why is this a question i gotta ask. ]

[splinten]

[What a wholesome and pleasant day of fun and games. Dirk probably isn't Sporty Spice despite his flexibility and reach. But he is also deliberately trying not to be Sporty Spice? He called dibs on Baby.]