URSULA CONTACT

[subnauticmods]

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URSULA CONTACT
URSULA is usually available for brief contact. Consider this her inbox. Although she may be busy ICly doing something at the time, she can usually spare some time to answer something.

Alternately, you can link to a thread where she is being called upon. Note that she may ignore these calls or contacts dependent on her mood. Don't worry if she ignores you once or twice, as she will sometimes comment on open posts or make broadcasts to everyone.

Please label the day and time of the contact in the subject header.

For those curious, her voice sounds similar to this.

If any players wish to contact Naoko and her group, they are free to use this page. They will have to take the three hour trip by air or sea as there is currently no long-range communication in place for them. Please specify in the header that it is Naoko you are trying to reach and not URSULA, in this case, as well as labeling the date you are contacting the group.

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Comments

[parodeity]

We'll try to keep y'all smilin' too.

[ his terrible accent in kharaa is denoted by my continuing to write out his texan twang. don't judge me ]

By the way, what's up with the conquest mission, anyway?

[ has dave really not seriously asked about this in like, nearing a year of looped time.









maybe.

sorry dirk. ]

[splinten]

[He doesn't ask 'Have you seriously not talked about that' but the vague angles of his minor turn towards Dave express in a language that only Striders can understand exactly that feeling.]

[subnauticmods]

[ P Diddy tilts his head in a confused manner. ]

What exactly do you mean by that, Dave?

[parodeity]

Like, why is that a thing? Goals usually have reasons, I guess?

[ not always but "just because" would also be. a thing to work with? ]

Like my current goal is to figure out who is in charge of making cheese and help them, so that end result I can get pizza. And also nachos.

[splinten]

[Why is this Dirk's brother. Why is he trying to help with this.]

[subnauticmods]

It is what we do.

[ He actually sounds confused, like he does not understand why Dave and Dirk do not immediately understand this concept. ]

[parodeity]

Yeah, but like...why? Is there a point to it? Like. Don't you like doing other shit more? Not that I can really judge people's hobbies I guess but you seem to like my hobbies anyway? Not that you guys have seen my webcomic. Shit I should totally show you guys my webcomic.

[ nO??????????????????????????????? DO NOT SHOW THEM SBAHJ

dave pulls out his communicator because he had all the files backed up and this is a terrible idea stop him now ]

[splinten]

[Hold on a second—]

Dave. Wait for their answer before you distract them.

[subnauticmods]

[ P Diddy has been distracted and is waiting to see the webcomic. ]

[parodeity]

[ WELL. SHIT. ok he can bring the conversation back around after he shares sbahj right?

this is the pinnacle of human culture who the fuck let dave be ambassador. ]

[splinten]

[Like.

Dirk's going to lean over and look too because fuck if he isn't SBAHJ's #1 fan SO DESPITE WHAT HE SAYS at least the distraction is a work of profound cultural and personal significance.]

[subnauticmods]

Fuck I'm falling down all these stairs!

[ Please change the subject immediately. Look at what you've done. The Kharaa are going to be quoting this at Thanksgiving. ]

[parodeity]

I can totally make you guys some sbahj t-shirts and other merch if you want?

[ i'm sorry i can't icly change the subject ]

[splinten]

Dave.

[He loves SBAHJ with all of his heart, and he respects the need to derail on it, but for fuck's sake Dave Strider please get back to the point at hand.]

Connect conquest to SBAHJ if you have to but do not just abandon what you were discussing, bro.

[subnauticmods]

We want t-shirts! T-shirts! T-shirts!

[ They all begin chanting. ]

[parodeity]

I'll bring 'em next time, okay? We have the shit to make 'em back home, not on us.

[ BUT ANYWAY RIGHT. A POINT. DID HE HAVE...ONE OF THOSE... ]

But anyway my point was [ maybe? his point maybe was but whatever ] if you do something without any reason at all other than enjoyment, it's a hobby. If you don't have a goal for doing a thing. Is that what you're saying conquest is?

[splinten]

[Thank you, Dave.

Also the Kharaa at least have good taste going for them.]

[subnauticmods]

No. Conquest is our very reason for being alive! We live to serve the great Kharaa Empire!

[ There is a round of cheering from the other Kharaa. ]

[parodeity]

Oh, ok. Is that part of the Kharaa that, like, isn't hivemindy?

[ he applauds politely because of fucking course dave lazily claps when they cheer. why wouldn't he ]

[splinten]

[Dirk glances at Dave. That was a chant for conquest as a reason for being.]

You might ask them why the Kharaa Empire wants to expand.

[Not that he expects any empire to have unusual reasons for expansions but you know. Checking in.]

Also, how they make decisions as a collective.

[subnauticmods]

It is part of all of us, Dave! And it would have been part of the two of you if you became hosts!

[parodeity]

I appreciate the offer, but like I said before, I kinda like what I'm a part of now.

[ he's pretty calm and casual about the whole. host comment thing again. ]

And I think it's more fun for me personally to be a part of things in like, the way in which I am a part of them now. Like, if I were a host, the shit that matters to me now probably would not matter to me, right? And I wouldn't be able to show you guys all this stuff I show you now. Dirk's more into history than I am, by the way, and wants to know why it is y'all wanna expand. And like, how you make decisions as a collective, because, again: Dirk is a nerd.

[ ...............he never words anything aggressively with the kharaa and that is probably deliberate, but could also just be dave. ]

[splinten]

A nerd who is going to supply these guys with the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff films.

[So there?

Nah he isn't offended.]

[subnauticmods]

We expand because it is what makes us stronger. We cannot evolve on our own.

[ There is a pause as he deliberates on the next question. ]

I cannot answer the rest.

[parodeity]

Ok. [ a shrug. ] But you can evolve on your own, you know. Like. I get you need new genetic materials and types of hosts, but that's literally all biology, ain't it? Don't underestimate yourself, man.

[ stop pep-talking the alien race???????? ]

Dirk said he'll supply y'all with the movies I made in another universe, btw, based off the comics.